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officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

mordeshakess:

when you’re proven wrong and you were really sure you were right

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stilezs:

this is so real

youngstero:

my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”

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oakley-5ever:

Just in case you forgot

lameprlncess:

a good artist knows where to draw the line

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evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

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supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

Fanfiction problems:

theartisticfool:

thouartfucked:

You want to read the story again. It was well written, and the plot was genius.You remember everything about the story. Except the title and author.

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marcoboat:

little-tiny-doll:

Any feminists who tells me that they’re for equality is full of bullshit, and this picture proves it. 

oh my god. oH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. THE FACT THAT ONE PERSON MADE A POST ABOUT KILLING SOMEONE PROVES THAT ALL OF THE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WHO IDENTIFY AS FEMINIST ARE FULL OF SHIT.YOU SINGLE-HANDEDLY JUST DEBUNKED ALL OF FEMINISM BY POINTING OUT ONE PERSON’S POST THAT DOESN’T MENTION RELATE TO OR HAVE SEEMINGLY ANYTHING TO DO WITH FEMINISM.
I WILL MAKE IT MY DUTY TO SINGLE-HANDEDLY DIG UP THE CORPSE OF EVERY SCIENTIST THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN AND FUCK THEM IN THE ASS FOR EVEN THINKING THAT THEY COULD BE THE BEST WHEN TUMBLR USER LITTLE-TINY-DOLL WAS DESTINED TO BE THE GREATEST FUCKING MIND OF OUR TIME.

wanktissue:

remember that time i worked in a shoe store and i asked a guy if he needed a hand and he held up one of his arms and he didn’t have a hand and he said “clearly” and laughed really hard and i didn’t know what to do